I eated Tinkerbell
It was an accident
I thought she was a little bug
And in my mouth she went

My tummy feels all fluttery
And everything is odd
When I open up to meow
Instead I stay slack-jawed

A light is shining from my mouth
And when I’m in the dark
My mom and dad become quite cross
It gives them such a start

And when I use my litterbox
I have no privacy
I try to stay so quiet
But now everyone can see

You’d think there is no upside
But on the other hand
Now I can jump much higher
And oh so lightly land

On mouses when I find them
So it’s all worked out right
‘Cuz now when I meow at the dog
It gives him a great fright